Tomorrow is Today Again Pt. 1

Once upon a time there was a boy named Bukkake. He was made fun of so much at school and he didn't know why. His best friend, Seymour Cocksmcgee was also made fun, he knows why though and blames his whole family and ancestors because of it. Seymour Cocksmcgee's family also has the highest family suicide rate in the world! Seymour Cocksmcgee had this great idea to go to France for the summer. "Fuck that Cocksmcgee! I am not going to cocky, faggy, blistered nippled France." Bukkake thought of a better idea and they both agreed to go to Japan. They pack up and both go to the airport. "I can't wait till we get on the plane." Bukkake said. "I hate flying, just letting you know." Cocksmcgee said. "Pussy". Anyways, while waiting there was an asian chick sitting across them wearing a skirt. Friggen can see everything, well almost. Little did he know what he was about to see.

The asian chick slouched more into her seat and Bukkake saw everything. He nudges Seymour with his penis (since he hangs left). "WTF dude!" Bukkake points to the asian chicks downstairs. They both glare not noticing the asian chick knew that they were looking. So she makes this face as if she were constipated. Something slowly creeps out of her snatch. Very slowly, "Omg, it's a penis!" Seymour yels. He jumps out of his seat and passes out right on the floor. Bukkake is still in his seat stiff as a board. A concerned lady calls an ambulance to help them. The ambulance guys were so surprised because it was the worst case of blue balls they have ever seen. "Seymour! Seymour! Phun tyme? Chin Chin no phun Tyme?" Bukkake jokes with Seymour. "Dude, stfu, my balls almost fell of!" They both ride in the ambulance to the hospital. They arrive and Seymour is immediately rushed into the emergency room.

There laid Seymour on the operating table waiting to await new from a Doctor named Mia Zedong. "We just did your bloodwork, looks like you need new balls, your balls were so blue that all blood from the balls were vacuumed out by your body and never went back." Seymour is not in shock, "So, what do I do?" Mia Zedong looks back at the bloodwork, "Well we could do a mass testicular transplant, cuz if you keep your dying testicle's right now, then your testicles will rot and make other organs rot." "Seymour is more concerned about his smaller organ!" "Shut up BUKKAKE!!!" Seymour yells. "As a matter of fact I pulled Bukkake's bloodwork and he has the same blood type as your." Bukkake's laughter turns to silence, "WTF, fine whatever.: Bukkake says. They both go into surgery heavily sedated, Mia tells them they will wake up in 3 days. They wake up 3 days later in the middle of the night, light flickering, a key on both their wrists, door locked, one note on the door reads: Outbreak! Go to Alaska, -Zedong.