Ya'll Want a Single say

The music industry adds 100 songs per week. Only 4 songs are added to the average radio Playlist each week. Hit songs on the top 40 are often REPEATED over 100 times a week.

Is that all you want to hear?
What do you want to hear?

Groundhog's Day Again Pt.2

Bukkake and Seymour Cocksmcgee both wake up in the incubation room. It's middle of the night, the only light in the room is flickering. They both wake up with a key attached to their wrists. There is a not on the door it reads: "Outbreak! Go to Alaska." signed Zedong. Bukkake sits up and turn to Seymour. "Dude, I have one of your testicles!" Seymour tries to laugh but it pains him too much. Seymour sees the note, "Outbreak?" Bukkake gets up and picks it up, "Dude, zombies, or those gay rabid things in 28 days later, super homo movie, leave it to the British." They both sit and think for a wee bit. "Well the obvious thing to do is wait until day and headout because it appears that no one else is outside." Seymour suggests to Bukkake. "Ok we could do that, but I'm really hungry, so we should get some Sonic or something." Seymour gets off his hospital bed and looks around for food.

He looks in a medicine cabinet. Nothing in there. Then out of nowhere the lights stop flickering and they both see a mini fridge in the room. In it is left over Sonic coney dogs and smoothies. "Everyone likes Sonic." says Seymour. By the time they are done eating it is already morning. They open the door. They look down the hallway and see no one. "Hmm, we need weapons dude." Bukkake said. "Congratulations you've been promoted to Captain, Captain Obvious." They both go down to the security ward where they find a sing 9mm pistol and a pump shotgun. They both fight for the shotgun. As they fight for the shotgun a person walks into the door.

This person has a limp on his right leg. His moaning is really raspy and quiet. His skin is greyish yellow. "Dude give me the shotgun Bukkake." Seymour tells Bukkake. The limping apparition steadily gets closer and closer. The moaning gets gradually louder. "Dude you're a pussy." Seymour pulls out his 9, 9 inch penis and smacks Bukkake. Bukkake wake up out of his daze and shoots the zombies head off. The blood isn't the dark red we are used to seeing. It is brownish yellow. Like brown mustard. With some hints of ketchup. "Dude if we are the last one's left, I'm not going gay, I'm gonna find some porn magazines or something, but I'm not going gay." says Seymour. "Don't worries, we will find a female to mate with." They grab as many guns and ammo as they could, which was only a couple guns. Bukkake has an auto-shotgun and a 9 while Seymour has a Desert Eagle and a 9. They walk out of the hospital which is on the outskirts of the city, and see a huge suburb area. They can hear gunshots in the distance. So they go towards the sounds. They walk about 5 blocks with no Zombie activity. Then all of a sudden they see about 100 zombies outside one house "Dude, WTF."

Tomorrow is Today Again Pt. 1

Once upon a time there was a boy named Bukkake. He was made fun of so much at school and he didn't know why. His best friend, Seymour Cocksmcgee was also made fun, he knows why though and blames his whole family and ancestors because of it. Seymour Cocksmcgee's family also has the highest family suicide rate in the world! Seymour Cocksmcgee had this great idea to go to France for the summer. "Fuck that Cocksmcgee! I am not going to cocky, faggy, blistered nippled France." Bukkake thought of a better idea and they both agreed to go to Japan. They pack up and both go to the airport. "I can't wait till we get on the plane." Bukkake said. "I hate flying, just letting you know." Cocksmcgee said. "Pussy". Anyways, while waiting there was an asian chick sitting across them wearing a skirt. Friggen can see everything, well almost. Little did he know what he was about to see.

The asian chick slouched more into her seat and Bukkake saw everything. He nudges Seymour with his penis (since he hangs left). "WTF dude!" Bukkake points to the asian chicks downstairs. They both glare not noticing the asian chick knew that they were looking. So she makes this face as if she were constipated. Something slowly creeps out of her snatch. Very slowly, "Omg, it's a penis!" Seymour yels. He jumps out of his seat and passes out right on the floor. Bukkake is still in his seat stiff as a board. A concerned lady calls an ambulance to help them. The ambulance guys were so surprised because it was the worst case of blue balls they have ever seen. "Seymour! Seymour! Phun tyme? Chin Chin no phun Tyme?" Bukkake jokes with Seymour. "Dude, stfu, my balls almost fell of!" They both ride in the ambulance to the hospital. They arrive and Seymour is immediately rushed into the emergency room.

There laid Seymour on the operating table waiting to await new from a Doctor named Mia Zedong. "We just did your bloodwork, looks like you need new balls, your balls were so blue that all blood from the balls were vacuumed out by your body and never went back." Seymour is not in shock, "So, what do I do?" Mia Zedong looks back at the bloodwork, "Well we could do a mass testicular transplant, cuz if you keep your dying testicle's right now, then your testicles will rot and make other organs rot." "Seymour is more concerned about his smaller organ!" "Shut up BUKKAKE!!!" Seymour yells. "As a matter of fact I pulled Bukkake's bloodwork and he has the same blood type as your." Bukkake's laughter turns to silence, "WTF, fine whatever.: Bukkake says. They both go into surgery heavily sedated, Mia tells them they will wake up in 3 days. They wake up 3 days later in the middle of the night, light flickering, a key on both their wrists, door locked, one note on the door reads: Outbreak! Go to Alaska, -Zedong.

Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything

Is 42.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another which states that this has already happened.

What do you think? Keep it short haha

Those Dangling Things

First Person to think of Drinking those things out of a cow?

There are many answers to this simple question but I’m not going to name them all cuz they are all queer. But this is my explanation or theory. Maybe it was like a bet or something. Like there were two guys in India (Cuz that’s where they worship cows) and one guy said, “I’ll give you 5 Indian dollars to suck those dangling things.” The other guy was like, “Ok, then I’ll give you 5 Indian dollars to suck on that goat’s dangling things.” So they both, “went at it” so they started sucking on those weird dangling things. The guy sucking out of a cow saw or tasted the milk and he was like, “oh my god, you squirted something in my mouth.” So the other guy sucking out of the goat was all jealous like. So they both raised the stakes. They betted 20 Indian mullah to whoever sucks the most white stuff out of their God and goat. The first guy who was sucking on the cow was sucking on all six or four or however many utters there are, and he did this for 6 hours. He got at least two buckets, but enough to feed his Indian family in New Delhi. The other guy sucking on the goat, sucked for twice as long, that’s right 12 hours and got only one bucket of white stuff. So the first guy got the 20 Indian mullah. The other guy had chapped swollen lips for weeks. So the conclusion of my theory is that:

1) That’s how it happened

2) Which is most important, it explains why we drink cows milk more than goat milk. Because cows can produce more milk faster and easier compared to goat milk, cuz goats are like the virgin Mary of milk producing animals. Well there is my theory. I don’t care if you agree or not.