Yesterday is History, The Future is a Mystery, Today is a gift that's why its called the Present. Pt. 3
The house is surrounded by at least a hundred zombies. On the second story of the house Seymour see's two guys shooting and mowing the zombie below. Bukkake and Seymour get excited seeing other people that they whip out their guns and start shooting wildly. They really suck at shooting. They finish off the zombies and head for the door.
"Stop right there!" One of the guys said. He was wearing a truckers hat and lumberjack clothes from Canada. "We want to join you, we were heading to Alaska." Seymour Says. "Hey we have a chick here that wants to go to Alaska too." says the Lumberjack. Mia Zedong shows up, she see's them and runs downstairs to open the door. "You guys made it!" Mia Said. "The Canadians saved me from the hospital, this is Mike Hawke." "Nice to meet you Mike Hawke." Seymour says. "And this is his friend Mike Hunt." Bukkake laughed hysterically because they were canadians. Mike Hawke is a really big guy. He was hairy everywhere. I mean Mike Hawke is built like an ox, Mike Hunt isn't so great, Mike Hunt smells of cabbage and sardines. They gather everything and set out for their adventure. They plan to go to Tokyo to steal a plane or something to get to Alaska.
They use train tracks to follow to Tokyo. Even though Tokyo is only 3 miles away. There were almost no zombies. They make it right outside the airport. There are literally 837 zombies inside and out. Mike Hawke is fearless and the most feared. But zombies don't feel fear. Mike Hawke at this point is useless. Mike Hunt suddenly thinks of an idea. He suggests to play strip poker. Mia, being the only girl there, slaps Mike Hunt with her Double E boobs. They don't have double E's in the states but in North Korea they do. They all suddenly see a little Cessna plane and they all run towards it. Seymour pulls out his 9 and starts bashing heads with his penis. Mike Hawke is spraying the zombies with his ooz....y.
They make it to the plane. They see only 3 seats. They just stare at the little plane. "Someone has to die." Bukkake says. "Well you have nothing to live for, your name is a big joke, your life is a huge gangbang of laughter." Mia said. "Mike Hunt can't go cuz Mike Hunt smells of sardine's and cabbage." Mike Hunt said. "Does anyone know how to fly?" Mike Hawke said. They stare at eachother. "Fuck." They look at Mia, being the only girl, she whipes out a little black can. "Wtf is that?" Seymour Cocksmcgee said. "Mace bitch!" She sprays the bitches and knocks them out with her boobs, she later dies of self bondage in the plane. The rest of the guys were left at the airport, left to die? maybe.
