Those Dangling Things

First Person to think of Drinking those things out of a cow?

There are many answers to this simple question but I’m not going to name them all cuz they are all queer. But this is my explanation or theory. Maybe it was like a bet or something. Like there were two guys in India (Cuz that’s where they worship cows) and one guy said, “I’ll give you 5 Indian dollars to suck those dangling things.” The other guy was like, “Ok, then I’ll give you 5 Indian dollars to suck on that goat’s dangling things.” So they both, “went at it” so they started sucking on those weird dangling things. The guy sucking out of a cow saw or tasted the milk and he was like, “oh my god, you squirted something in my mouth.” So the other guy sucking out of the goat was all jealous like. So they both raised the stakes. They betted 20 Indian mullah to whoever sucks the most white stuff out of their God and goat. The first guy who was sucking on the cow was sucking on all six or four or however many utters there are, and he did this for 6 hours. He got at least two buckets, but enough to feed his Indian family in New Delhi. The other guy sucking on the goat, sucked for twice as long, that’s right 12 hours and got only one bucket of white stuff. So the first guy got the 20 Indian mullah. The other guy had chapped swollen lips for weeks. So the conclusion of my theory is that:

1) That’s how it happened

2) Which is most important, it explains why we drink cows milk more than goat milk. Because cows can produce more milk faster and easier compared to goat milk, cuz goats are like the virgin Mary of milk producing animals. Well there is my theory. I don’t care if you agree or not.