Groundhog's Day Again Pt.2

Bukkake and Seymour Cocksmcgee both wake up in the incubation room. It's middle of the night, the only light in the room is flickering. They both wake up with a key attached to their wrists. There is a not on the door it reads: "Outbreak! Go to Alaska." signed Zedong. Bukkake sits up and turn to Seymour. "Dude, I have one of your testicles!" Seymour tries to laugh but it pains him too much. Seymour sees the note, "Outbreak?" Bukkake gets up and picks it up, "Dude, zombies, or those gay rabid things in 28 days later, super homo movie, leave it to the British." They both sit and think for a wee bit. "Well the obvious thing to do is wait until day and headout because it appears that no one else is outside." Seymour suggests to Bukkake. "Ok we could do that, but I'm really hungry, so we should get some Sonic or something." Seymour gets off his hospital bed and looks around for food.

He looks in a medicine cabinet. Nothing in there. Then out of nowhere the lights stop flickering and they both see a mini fridge in the room. In it is left over Sonic coney dogs and smoothies. "Everyone likes Sonic." says Seymour. By the time they are done eating it is already morning. They open the door. They look down the hallway and see no one. "Hmm, we need weapons dude." Bukkake said. "Congratulations you've been promoted to Captain, Captain Obvious." They both go down to the security ward where they find a sing 9mm pistol and a pump shotgun. They both fight for the shotgun. As they fight for the shotgun a person walks into the door.

This person has a limp on his right leg. His moaning is really raspy and quiet. His skin is greyish yellow. "Dude give me the shotgun Bukkake." Seymour tells Bukkake. The limping apparition steadily gets closer and closer. The moaning gets gradually louder. "Dude you're a pussy." Seymour pulls out his 9, 9 inch penis and smacks Bukkake. Bukkake wake up out of his daze and shoots the zombies head off. The blood isn't the dark red we are used to seeing. It is brownish yellow. Like brown mustard. With some hints of ketchup. "Dude if we are the last one's left, I'm not going gay, I'm gonna find some porn magazines or something, but I'm not going gay." says Seymour. "Don't worries, we will find a female to mate with." They grab as many guns and ammo as they could, which was only a couple guns. Bukkake has an auto-shotgun and a 9 while Seymour has a Desert Eagle and a 9. They walk out of the hospital which is on the outskirts of the city, and see a huge suburb area. They can hear gunshots in the distance. So they go towards the sounds. They walk about 5 blocks with no Zombie activity. Then all of a sudden they see about 100 zombies outside one house "Dude, WTF."